昨天跟我哥我姐准备出去吃饭。我问我哥,吃什么呀?我哥说,咱们吃湘菜吧。我当时回答了一句,我不吃香菜。我哥愣神了三秒钟,说了句,湖南菜…[晚上,老婆在看电视,老公在和同事打电话。临挂机时,老公说了句:“还是选小三吧。”老婆脸上的黑线就下来了,问:“你很喜欢小三吗?”“嗯,小三看着顺眼”老婆一个巴掌甩过来,把老公逐出了家门。老公坐在门外捂着脸,委屈地说:“排版选个字号,我惹着谁了……”[Secret For a Long Life A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise." "Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。“我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?”“我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼。”“哦,真神奇,”女士说。“你高寿?”“二十六。”[ 详情
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