干活不小心扭到腰,药店买了药酒回来擦,擦了两天没啥效果,就去药店问“医师这药没效果啊,擦两天了还是疼。”那医师瞥了我一眼“可能是你腰上脂肪太多药效进不去……”。[刚在麦当劳排队,都付钱了 来了个搔首弄姿的少妇 直接无视我的存在,“快 给我来两个芒果派,我赶时间” 服务员姐姐说 “对不起女士,是这位先生先来的,请您排队” 少妇极不情愿的排到我后面去了。我当时火从肝边起,恶从胆边生 问道“芒果派还有几个?” 服务员姐姐说“还有五个” “好 我都要了”[A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"一个律师打开他的宝马车门,突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了,警察赶到现场,律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。“警察同志,看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。“你们律师真是物质至上,我很不舒服!”警察反驳说,“你这么关心你可恶的宝马,你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀,“天哪,我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”[干活不小心扭到腰,药店买了药酒回来擦,擦了两天没啥效果,就去药店问“医师这药没效果啊,擦两天了还是疼。”那医师瞥了我一眼“可能是你腰上脂肪太多药效进不去……”。[刚在麦当劳排队,都付钱了 来了个搔首弄姿的少妇 直接无视我的存在,“快 给我来两个芒果派,我赶时间” 服务员姐姐说 “对不起女士,是这位先生先来的,请您排队” 少妇极不情愿的排到我后面去了。我当时火从肝边起,恶从胆边生 问道“芒果派还有几个?” 服务员姐姐说“还有五个” “好 我都要了”[A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"一个律师打开他的宝马车门,突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了,警察赶到现场,律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。“警察同志,看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。“你们律师真是物质至上,我很不舒服!”警察反驳说,“你这么关心你可恶的宝马,你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀,“天哪,我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”[详情
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