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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天路过一户人家的卫生间。那户人家的卫生间好像煤气泄漏了。看到一个女的裸着身体双手撑着窗。后面还有个男的在往外推。时不时还给那女的做人工呼吸。情况十分危急。我操起路边的砖板就砸过去。把窗户砸开让空气进去。然后深藏功与名的走了。那男的为了感谢我连裤子都不穿的在背后追我问我名字。[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅一美女大清早5点多就跑去锻炼,天还蒙蒙亮四处静悄悄!忽然对面一恶男走了过来,色迷迷的问:“美女,想去干嘛啊?”美女怕被劫财,答道:“去借钱……”恶男大怒道:“借钱干嘛?”美女又怕被劫色,又答:“得了性病没钱治……”恶男听后,只得扫兴而去![
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅妻子给远方的丈夫寄了一条被子。不久,丈夫发来电报,只有三个字:“由、甲、申。”妻子看不懂,就拿电报问当老师的邻居。邻居笑道:“电报上讲,你丈夫盖被子,盖住脑袋就盖不住脚,盖住脚就盖不住脑袋,盖住身子,脑袋和脚都盖不住了。”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅因为胖,rose能一斧头砍断手铐,能一拳打翻水手,能7小时不吃饭还有力气满船跑,还能在冰冷的海水里泡一小时不冻死,最后还有力气下水游泳吹叫叫,救起后还能在零下二十度的天盖一条薄毯睡到天亮……相反,看到瘦的下场没?就跟jack一样……[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser: “Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her” “So,”asked the friend,“what happened?” “Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”
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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天路过一户人家的卫生间。那户人家的卫生间好像煤气泄漏了。看到一个女的裸着身体双手撑着窗。后面还有个男的在往外推。时不时还给那女的做人工呼吸。情况十分危急。我操起路边的砖板就砸过去。把窗户砸开让空气进去。然后深藏功与名的走了。那男的为了感谢我连裤子都不穿的在背后追我问我名字。[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅一美女大清早5点多就跑去锻炼,天还蒙蒙亮四处静悄悄!忽然对面一恶男走了过来,色迷迷的问:“美女,想去干嘛啊?”美女怕被劫财,答道:“去借钱……”恶男大怒道:“借钱干嘛?”美女又怕被劫色,又答:“得了性病没钱治……”恶男听后,只得扫兴而去![
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅妻子给远方的丈夫寄了一条被子。不久,丈夫发来电报,只有三个字:“由、甲、申。”妻子看不懂,就拿电报问当老师的邻居。邻居笑道:“电报上讲,你丈夫盖被子,盖住脑袋就盖不住脚,盖住脚就盖不住脑袋,盖住身子,脑袋和脚都盖不住了。”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅因为胖,rose能一斧头砍断手铐,能一拳打翻水手,能7小时不吃饭还有力气满船跑,还能在冰冷的海水里泡一小时不冻死,最后还有力气下水游泳吹叫叫,救起后还能在零下二十度的天盖一条薄毯睡到天亮……相反,看到瘦的下场没?就跟jack一样……[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. “Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser: “Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her” “So,”asked the friend,“what happened?” “Nothing,”said the young man.“My father hates her!”