1、老板
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅what's time to a pigone day a visitor form the city came to a small rural area to drive aroung the country roads,see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.the city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree,the city man said to the farmer,"i see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"the farmer replied,"what's time to a pig?一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪.并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果,城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果,但是这不是很浪费时间吗?那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅前天晚上溜达去男朋友家啪啪啪,完事后我正拿着手机玩游戏,丫的在我脖子上嘬了一颗草莓印、回家后我爸问我脖子咋回事,我说自己拿手捏的。我爸说你再捏一个我看看、我使劲捏终于捏出一个,那个疼啊!昨天下午又见到男朋友,丫的问我脖子上另一个草莓印咋来的,我说自己捏的,他说你再捏一个我看看……[
1、老板
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅what's time to a pigone day a visitor form the city came to a small rural area to drive aroung the country roads,see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.the city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree,the city man said to the farmer,"i see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"the farmer replied,"what's time to a pig?一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪.并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果,城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果,但是这不是很浪费时间吗?那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅前天晚上溜达去男朋友家啪啪啪,完事后我正拿着手机玩游戏,丫的在我脖子上嘬了一颗草莓印、回家后我爸问我脖子咋回事,我说自己拿手捏的。我爸说你再捏一个我看看、我使劲捏终于捏出一个,那个疼啊!昨天下午又见到男朋友,丫的问我脖子上另一个草莓印咋来的,我说自己捏的,他说你再捏一个我看看……[
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅在医院挂号………有个人竟然插队,我质问他: 你为什么不排队?他回答道: 因为我没素质呀。 一时,我竟无言以对,索性一巴掌扇了过去他狠瞪我: 你…… 你为什么打我?我轻蔑一笑,拍拍手:因为我有病呀…………这年头,who怕who啊![
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅夫妻那些事。楼上一对小夫妻,最近刚生完孩子,双方都是独生子女,都想让孩子随自己姓。现在为这事是天天吵架,最后社区出面调解,请来双方家长,以竞拍的方式,来决定孩子跟谁姓。最后女方财大气粗,一口气砸了40多万,拿到了冠名权。晚上小夫妻俩在床上盘算着是买宝马还是路虎。。。[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅大学每层楼都有个洗衣机,投币那种。宿舍一二货去洗衣服吃了一个币。这二货小时候街机打多了就揣了两脚,结果坏了。宿管阿姨看监控录像找到他喊他赔钱,他说它先吃币的。宿管阿姨丢个硬币给同学。说币还你了,把洗衣机赔了………[