在即将到达目的地的客机上,旅客们往往在飞机停稳之前离开座位而站立起来,这很爆笑小萌妹,十分卡哇伊1、我一天经过病房楼一自动回转门(需用力推才能开),一可爱小女孩问俺:叔叔,您能帮我推开门吗?我说:可以啊。我推门后,一起进楼。我问她:是不是门太重,你推不开啊?小女孩认真的回答道:不是,我嫌门上太脏。2、小外甥女刚上一年级,有次语文考试得了74分。她拿成绩单回来的时候她爸妈很生气,就问你为什么只考了74 分。 外甥女埋头冥思苦想了好一会,突然抬起来。 她爸妈以为她意识到自己的错误,期待的竖起耳朵。 外甥女字字坚毅的说:“因为老师扣了我26分啊!”3、四岁小女儿摸着爸爸的咪咪看电视,爸爸:找你妈妈去。小女儿嘟嘟嘴唇不服气的说:妈妈长咪咪喂我,你长咪咪又不喂我,连摸都不给,你长咪咪干嘛?[FourexpectantfatherswereinaMinneapolishospitalwaitingroom,whiletheirwiveswereinlabor.Thenursearrivedandannouncedtothefirstman,"Congratulationssir,you‘rethefatheroftwins.""Whatacoincidence!"themansaidwithsomeobviouspride."IworkfortheMinnesotaTwinsbaseballteam."Thenursereturnedinalittlewhileandturnedtothesecondman,"You,sir,arethefatheroftriplets.""Wow,that‘sreallyanincrediblecoincidence,"heanswered."Iworkforthe3MCorporation.Mybuddiesatworkwillneverletmelivethisonedown."Anhourlater,whiletheothertwomenwerepassingcigarsaround,thenursecameback.Thistime,sheturnedtothethirdman,whohadbeenquietinthecorner.Sheannouncedthathiswifehadjustgivenbirthtoquadruplets.Stunned,hebarelycouldreply."Don‘ttellmeanothercoincidence?"askedthenurse.Afterfinallyregaininghiscomposure,hesaid,"Idon‘tbelieveit,IworkfortheFourSeasonsHotel."Afterhearingthis,everybody‘sattentionturnedtothefourthguy,whohadjustfainted,flatoutonthefloor.Thenurserushedtohissideand,aftersometime,heslowlygainedbackhisconsciousness.Thenurseasked,"Sir,areyouallright?""Yes"saystheman,"I‘mo.k.now.Ijusthadashockingthought.Iworkatthe7-11Store."[ 详情
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