教大家一个祖传的把妹技能。没事的时候多出去转转,看见好看的妹纸,直接一个油门冲到面前再刹车,然后带妹纸去医院检查,住院期间不就是你最好的泡妞时间嘛![It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner圣诞佳节到来,法官心情愉悦的问受刑人:“你做了什么坏事啊?”“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。“那并不事件坏事”,法官说:“到底多早之前啊?”“商店开门之前。”犯人答道。[我问我班上的同学,说:“为什么螃蟹会吐泡泡?”一位同学说:“螃蟹热得出汗了。”另一位同学机智地说:“它馋了,在流口水。”哦,你在逗我。[教大家一个祖传的把妹技能。没事的时候多出去转转,看见好看的妹纸,直接一个油门冲到面前再刹车,然后带妹纸去医院检查,住院期间不就是你最好的泡妞时间嘛![It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner圣诞佳节到来,法官心情愉悦的问受刑人:“你做了什么坏事啊?”“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。“那并不事件坏事”,法官说:“到底多早之前啊?”“商店开门之前。”犯人答道。[我问我班上的同学,说:“为什么螃蟹会吐泡泡?”一位同学说:“螃蟹热得出汗了。”另一位同学机智地说:“它馋了,在流口水。”哦,你在逗我。[详情
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