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他只是路过借厕所的……今天中午去女朋友美甲店里陪她吃饭，快上班前去厕所解放一下，进去后有一少妇来美甲，后来我解放完出来后就直接走了，走时隐约听到她们的对话，少妇问这是你男朋友吗，看起来好小啊。女朋友就说了一句：不，他只是路过借厕所的……[三毛去发型屋做发型，对发型师说：给我编个麻花辫。发型师不小心弄掉了三毛的一根头发。三毛叹口气说：那来个中分好拉。可是发型师不小心又弄掉了根。三毛一看火了：你丫的想让我披头散发？[Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan"after-hours"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,"I‘llleavethekeyunderthemat.Fixthedishwasher,leavethebillonthecounter,andI‘llmailyouacheck.Bytheway,IhavealargerotweilerinsidenamedKiller;hewon‘tbotheryou.Ialsohaveaparrot,andwhateveryoudo,donottalktothebird!"Well,sureenoughthedog,Killer,totallyignoredtherepairman,butthewholetimehewasthere,theparrotcursed,yelled,screamed,andaboutdrovehimnuts.Ashewasreadytoleave,hecouldn‘tresistsaying,"Youstupidbird,whydon‘tyoushutup!"Towhichthebirdreplied,"Killer,gethim!!!"[ 他只是路过借厕所的……今天中午去女朋友美甲店里陪她吃饭，快上班前去厕所解放一下，进去后有一少妇来美甲，后来我解放完出来后就直接走了，走时隐约听到她们的对话，少妇问这是你男朋友吗，看起来好小啊。女朋友就说了一句：不，他只是路过借厕所的……[三毛去发型屋做发型，对发型师说：给我编个麻花辫。发型师不小心弄掉了三毛的一根头发。三毛叹口气说：那来个中分好拉。可是发型师不小心又弄掉了根。三毛一看火了：你丫的想让我披头散发？[Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan"after-hours"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,"I‘llleavethekeyunderthemat.Fixthedishwasher,leavethebillonthecounter,andI‘llmailyouacheck.Bytheway,IhavealargerotweilerinsidenamedKiller;hewon‘tbotheryou.Ialsohaveaparrot,andwhateveryoudo,donottalktothebird!"Well,sureenoughthedog,Killer,totallyignoredtherepairman,butthewholetimehewasthere,theparrotcursed,yelled,screamed,andaboutdrovehimnuts.Ashewasreadytoleave,hecouldn‘tresistsaying,"Youstupidbird,whydon‘tyoushutup!"Towhichthebirdreplied,"Killer,gethim!!!"[ 详情