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2、⛅⭐⭐⛅我觉得我领导是个莫名其妙的神经病,今天下班,领导神神秘秘的把我喊到他办公室,递给我一个非常精致的小盒子,然后告诉我等下回家,把所有的门窗都关闭,就剩我一个人的时候在打开看,我居然信了……打开一看!尼玛!五一期间值班表!居然天天都有我的名字……[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅总结:解压佳作 尽情释放(7.9分)一番体验下来,《模拟山羊》虽然有趣,随心所欲的玩法让不少想要解压的小伙伴们大呼过瘾,不过不得不吐槽的就是它的BUG,即便有BUG还受到如此多粉丝的拥护,如果在下次改版时候有所修複的话,就更完美了,受万千宠爱的它,一定会能给你带来释放压力的神奇功效,喜欢它的小伙伴们就快来把它带回家吧。
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅A male crab(螃蟹) met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately.The next day she noticed her new husband waking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married.""Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day.一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹,便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走,而不是横着走。哇!她想,这只雄蟹可真特别,我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。第二天,她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她问,“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”“哦,宝贝,”他回答说,“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天看到一男的站在一辆丰田车边上,然后走过来一美女,这货一手达着车门,一边说:美女,留个电话呗。那女女压根没看他,只见美女掏出一遥控器按了一下,然后丰田车灯就亮了。永远也忘不了那屌丝表情。"[
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2、⛅⭐⭐⛅我觉得我领导是个莫名其妙的神经病,今天下班,领导神神秘秘的把我喊到他办公室,递给我一个非常精致的小盒子,然后告诉我等下回家,把所有的门窗都关闭,就剩我一个人的时候在打开看,我居然信了……打开一看!尼玛!五一期间值班表!居然天天都有我的名字……[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅总结:解压佳作 尽情释放(7.9分)一番体验下来,《模拟山羊》虽然有趣,随心所欲的玩法让不少想要解压的小伙伴们大呼过瘾,不过不得不吐槽的就是它的BUG,即便有BUG还受到如此多粉丝的拥护,如果在下次改版时候有所修複的话,就更完美了,受万千宠爱的它,一定会能给你带来释放压力的神奇功效,喜欢它的小伙伴们就快来把它带回家吧。
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅A male crab(螃蟹) met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately.The next day she noticed her new husband waking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married.""Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day.一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹,便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走,而不是横着走。哇!她想,这只雄蟹可真特别,我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。第二天,她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她问,“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”“哦,宝贝,”他回答说,“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天看到一男的站在一辆丰田车边上,然后走过来一美女,这货一手达着车门,一边说:美女,留个电话呗。那女女压根没看他,只见美女掏出一遥控器按了一下,然后丰田车灯就亮了。永远也忘不了那屌丝表情。"[
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅一天成成走在街上突然一个小萝莉哭着跑来对成成说:“叔叔叔叔,求求你娶了我吧。”当时就给成成蒙了,这时一个小少妇走过来对小萝莉说:“你就是结婚了也得给我上学。”都给孩子逼成啥样了。[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅丈夫和妻子吵架,妻子把丈夫的胳膊咬起了血。丈夫说:“你干吗咬人呢?”妻子说:“君子动口不动手嘛。”[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅龟兔赛跑 兔子嘲笑乌龟爬的慢, 乌龟说,有本事我们来比一下。 兔子说,好啊, 便一溜烟儿的跑到终点停了下来, 心想,我就是睡一觉它也追不上我, 于是便打起了盹儿。 乌龟拼命地爬, 在心中告诉自己不能放弃, 它爬呀爬, 慢慢地超过了路边的树木、 花草、蜗牛和申通快递, 终于在兔子醒来之前爬到了终点。[
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