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a man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. a friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. the weeping one said, the doctor has just told me i'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪。一个朋友走进来问他为何如此伤心。那人哭着说：刚才医生告诉我，在我的余生里都要吃这些药片。cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.他的朋友很轻松地指出，许多人一辈子每天都要吃药。当然，男人回答说：但是他只给了我十片[‍‍‍‍今天早晨刚上班，主任就把一个实习大夫叫去数落了一顿。我们一头雾水，等他一脸黑线从主任办公室出来，我们就把问题提给他。他满脸不高兴地把他今天早上写的查床报告扔给我们：“12床，患者神志清，精神好，能吃能喝，切口长势喜人！”‍‍‍‍[有个秀才，上京赶考前做了三奇怪的个梦，于是去找算命的解梦。算命的人：“今年你不用去了，第一个梦晴天打伞是说你多此一举。第二个梦在屋顶上种菜是说你不会种。第三个梦你背对祼体的表妹睡觉说明你不会上”秀才垂头丧气的走了，路上遇到表妹，表妹说把梦说来听听，然后秀才就说了前二个梦。表妹说晴天举伞是高举好事，屋顶种菜是高种发兆头，第三个梦呢。秀才不好意思还是说了，表妹听了脸一红小声说“表哥，那是说你是时候翻身了”[ a man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. a friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. the weeping one said, the doctor has just told me i'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪。一个朋友走进来问他为何如此伤心。那人哭着说：刚才医生告诉我，在我的余生里都要吃这些药片。cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.他的朋友很轻松地指出，许多人一辈子每天都要吃药。当然，男人回答说：但是他只给了我十片[‍‍‍‍今天早晨刚上班，主任就把一个实习大夫叫去数落了一顿。我们一头雾水，等他一脸黑线从主任办公室出来，我们就把问题提给他。他满脸不高兴地把他今天早上写的查床报告扔给我们：“12床，患者神志清，精神好，能吃能喝，切口长势喜人！”‍‍‍‍[有个秀才，上京赶考前做了三奇怪的个梦，于是去找算命的解梦。算命的人：“今年你不用去了，第一个梦晴天打伞是说你多此一举。第二个梦在屋顶上种菜是说你不会种。第三个梦你背对祼体的表妹睡觉说明你不会上”秀才垂头丧气的走了，路上遇到表妹，表妹说把梦说来听听，然后秀才就说了前二个梦。表妹说晴天举伞是高举好事，屋顶种菜是高种发兆头，第三个梦呢。秀才不好意思还是说了，表妹听了脸一红小声说“表哥，那是说你是时候翻身了”[ 详情