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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着："一分一块钱。"第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。[老公：刚才在外面吃饭看到一男人打老婆，我上去帮忙了。。。 老婆：啊？你没受伤吧？？老公：没事儿，俩大老爷们儿打一女的，还能受伤啊！？ 老婆。。。[what's time to a pigone day a visitor form the city came to a small rural area to drive aroung the country roads,see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.the city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree,the city man said to the farmer,"i see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"the farmer replied,"what's time to a pig?一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪.并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果,城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果,但是这不是很浪费时间吗?那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"[ A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着："一分一块钱。"第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。[老公：刚才在外面吃饭看到一男人打老婆，我上去帮忙了。。。 老婆：啊？你没受伤吧？？老公：没事儿，俩大老爷们儿打一女的，还能受伤啊！？ 老婆。。。[what's time to a pigone day a visitor form the city came to a small rural area to drive aroung the country roads,see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.the city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree,the city man said to the farmer,"i see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"the farmer replied,"what's time to a pig?一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪.并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果,城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果,但是这不是很浪费时间吗?那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"[ 详情