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5、⛅⭐⭐⛅问:我国哪个历史朝代的男女开放程度最高,为什么?答:原始社会好,原始社会好,原始社会光着屁股跑,男的追,女的跑,抓到以后,摁在地上搞一搞。掀起了原始社会的X高潮。[
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅我有个女同事比较矮才158cm,我比较高快190了。昨天我很认真的给她表白。她随口说了一句“你是想找根拐杖吧?”求我心里阴影面积多大。[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅a man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. a friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. the weeping one said, the doctor has just told me i'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.一个男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流泪。一个朋友走进来问他为何如此伤心。那人哭着说:刚才医生告诉我,在我的余生里都要吃这些药片。cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.他的朋友很轻松地指出,许多人一辈子每天都要吃药。当然,男人回答说:但是他只给了我十片[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅天气晴朗的礼拜天,小阿姨带着小表妹到小华家玩,晚上小阿姨决定和小表妹在小华家过夜,因此,五岁的小华献出他的第一次,和女生一起洗澡。 就这样,两小无猜的小朋友洗啊洗的,小表妹突然对小华的小鸡鸡感到十分好奇,因为自己没有嘛,就一直要伸手去抓。 这时候小华简直急得要跳脚,边躲边叫:“小表妹,这个不可以给你玩啦!你把自己的都玩丢了,我的不可以给你玩啦!”[
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