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同事的丈母娘住在同事家。我问他：“是你叫她来住的还是你老婆叫她来住的？”同事说：“是我叫她来住的！”我夸他：“你这个女婿做的真好！”同事笑着说：“我也是为了自己好。”我不懂了，问道：“这话怎么说？”同事说：“以前，家里的旧饭老婆不吃，倒掉又可惜了，于是都是我一个人吃，丈母娘来后，就轮不到我吃了啊！”[OLDBASKETBALLplayersneverdie,theyjustgoondribblingOLDBEEKEEpERSneverdie,theyjustbuzzoffOLDBIKERSneverdie,butthey‘rehardontiresOLDBIOLOGISTSneverdie,theyjustfermentawayOLDBLONDESneverfade,theyjustdyeawayOLDBOOKKEEpERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirfiguresOLDBOOKSneverdie,theyjustgoout-of-printOLDBOWLERSneverdie,theyjustendupinthegutterOLDbrAKESneverdie,theyjustgrinddownOLDbrIDGEpLAYERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirfinesseOLDbrIDGEpLAYERSneverdie,theyjustsitaroundontheirfatacesOLDBUDGETSneverdie,theyarefillibusteredOLDBUREAUCRATSneverdie,theyjustwasteawayOLDBURGLARSneverdie,theyjuststealawayOLDBUSINESSESneverdie,theyjustgetconsolidated[晚自习回宿舍，路遇一天仙mm，遂尾随一直想搭讪，却无胆上前，直到天仙mm即将走入女生楼牙一咬，跨步上前，大声问那位mm：同学，请问你是女的吗?后来……后来我享受了该天仙mm两年的白眼[ 同事的丈母娘住在同事家。我问他：“是你叫她来住的还是你老婆叫她来住的？”同事说：“是我叫她来住的！”我夸他：“你这个女婿做的真好！”同事笑着说：“我也是为了自己好。”我不懂了，问道：“这话怎么说？”同事说：“以前，家里的旧饭老婆不吃，倒掉又可惜了，于是都是我一个人吃，丈母娘来后，就轮不到我吃了啊！”[OLDBASKETBALLplayersneverdie,theyjustgoondribblingOLDBEEKEEpERSneverdie,theyjustbuzzoffOLDBIKERSneverdie,butthey‘rehardontiresOLDBIOLOGISTSneverdie,theyjustfermentawayOLDBLONDESneverfade,theyjustdyeawayOLDBOOKKEEpERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirfiguresOLDBOOKSneverdie,theyjustgoout-of-printOLDBOWLERSneverdie,theyjustendupinthegutterOLDbrAKESneverdie,theyjustgrinddownOLDbrIDGEpLAYERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirfinesseOLDbrIDGEpLAYERSneverdie,theyjustsitaroundontheirfatacesOLDBUDGETSneverdie,theyarefillibusteredOLDBUREAUCRATSneverdie,theyjustwasteawayOLDBURGLARSneverdie,theyjuststealawayOLDBUSINESSESneverdie,theyjustgetconsolidated[晚自习回宿舍，路遇一天仙mm，遂尾随一直想搭讪，却无胆上前，直到天仙mm即将走入女生楼牙一咬，跨步上前，大声问那位mm：同学，请问你是女的吗?后来……后来我享受了该天仙mm两年的白眼[ 详情