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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.” 老师正在给学生上生物课:现在,我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。接着,他把手伸进口袋,却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼,沉思了一会儿,说道:真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。[
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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket.” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.” 老师正在给学生上生物课:现在,我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。接着,他把手伸进口袋,却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼,沉思了一会儿,说道:真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。[
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