When the young waitress in the café in Tom’s building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?" "Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly. "So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?" 在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋,那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有些受宠若惊,因为这位小姐看上去至少比他年轻15岁。一天她又对汤姆招手并示意汤姆过去。于是汤姆走了过去。她问道,“您现在是单身吗?” “对,是单身。”汤姆满脸堆笑的说“我母亲也是,”她说,“您愿不愿意见见她?”[有一对小麻雀站在树上唧唧喳喳对话,一只小麻雀伤心的哭着,另一只小麻雀着急的解释着:“亲爱的,你别哭了,求求你,你听我解释,我脚上的环是动物保护协会给我戴上的,真的不是我的结婚戒指。”[70岁富翁,近日娶妙龄女郎为妻。 朋友问诀窍,老汉一笑:“我谎报了年龄。” 朋友:“你说自己只有50岁?” 老汉:“不,我说我已经90了。”[ 详情
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