课上老师问小明,面对江山和美人,你选……?小明:江山。老师:为什么?小明:有了江山,就一定会有美人。但是有了美人,美人会跟有江山的人跑了。。。小伙子,你很有思想。。。[今天我不小心把酒瓶打碎了,心里大惊。三岁多的弟弟也在旁边。千叮咛万嘱咐千万不要告诉爸爸,不然以后不带你玩了。然后我一阵忙活把碎酒瓶收拾完。。。晚上爸爸回来闻到酒味,就问:宝贝儿,给爸爸说家里这酒味是怎么回事,你两个喝酒了?给爸爸说说,等下爸爸给你买好吃的。弟弟:哼,老师说过男子汉要守承诺,打死我也不会出卖哥哥的。[Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”他从头到脚打量打量她,然后大声说:“太太,我有三件事要对你说。第一,您的体重需要减少大约50磅;第二,如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红,您的美貌将会改变。第三,我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”[ 详情
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