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回复 Zuber: Theanimalswerebored.Finally,thelionhadanidea."Iknowareallyexcitinggamethatthehumansplaycalledfootball.I‘veseenitonT.V."Heproceededtodescribeittotherestoftheanimalsandtheyallgotexcitedaboutitsotheydecidedtoplay.Theywentouttothefieldandchoseupteamsandwerereadytobegin.Thelion‘steamreceived.Theywereabletogettwofirstdownsandthenhadtopunt.Themulepuntedandtherhinowasbackdeepforthekick.Hecaughttheball,loweredhisheadandcharged.First,hecrushedaroadrunner,thentworabbits.Hegoredawildebeast,knockedovertwocows,andbrokethroughtodaylight,scoringsix.Unfortunately,theylackedaplacekicker,andthescoreremained6-0.Lateinthefirsthalfthelion‘steamscoredatouchdownandthemulekickedtheextrapoint.Thelion‘steamledathalftime7-6.Inthelockerroom,theliongaveapeptalk."Lookyouguys.Wecanwinthisgame.We‘vegottheleadandtheyonlyhaveonerealthreat.We‘vegottokeeptheballawayfromtherhino,he‘sakiller.Mule,whenyoukickoffbesuretokeepitawayfromtherhino."Thesecondhalfbegan.Justasthemulewasabouttokickoff,therhino‘steamchangedformationandtheballwentdirectlytotherhino.Onceagain,therhinoloweredhisheadandwasoffrunning.First,hestompedtwogazelles.Heskeweredazebra,andbulldozedanelephantoutoftheway.Itlookedlikehewashomefree.Suddenlyatthetwentyyardline,hedroppedoverdead.Therewerenootheranimalsinsightanywherenearhim.Thelionwentovertoseewhathadhappened.Rightnexttothedeadrhinohesawasmallcentipede."Didyoudothis?"heaskedthecentipede."Yeah,Idid."thecentipedereplied.Thelionretorted,"Wherewereyouduringthefirsthalf?""Iwasputtingonmyshoes."[
回复 米卢廷·卡拉季奇: 时间已到中午了,主人对客人装出一副为难的样子说:“真是抱歉!寒舍无鱼无肉,不敢款待先生!”客人明明看见那后院有群鸡鸭在啄食。于是,他向主人借菜刀,说要杀掉自己骑来的骏马做菜。 主人问他:“您如何回去呢?”客人答道:“你在鸡鸭中随便拣一只,给我骑去就行了。”[