他只是路过借厕所的……今天中午去女朋友美甲店里陪她吃饭,快上班前去厕所解放一下,进去后有一少妇来美甲,后来我解放完出来后就直接走了,走时隐约听到她们的对话,少妇问这是你男朋友吗,看起来好小啊。女朋友就说了一句:不,他只是路过借厕所的……[三毛去发型屋做发型,对发型师说:给我编个麻花辫。发型师不小心弄掉了三毛的一根头发。三毛叹口气说:那来个中分好拉。可是发型师不小心又弄掉了根。三毛一看火了:你丫的想让我披头散发?[Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan"after-hours"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,"I‘llleavethekeyunderthemat.Fixthedishwasher,leavethebillonthecounter,andI‘llmailyouacheck.Bytheway,IhavealargerotweilerinsidenamedKiller;hewon‘tbotheryou.Ialsohaveaparrot,andwhateveryoudo,donottalktothebird!"Well,sureenoughthedog,Killer,totallyignoredtherepairman,butthewholetimehewasthere,theparrotcursed,yelled,screamed,andaboutdrovehimnuts.Ashewasreadytoleave,hecouldn‘tresistsaying,"Youstupidbird,whydon‘tyoushutup!"Towhichthebirdreplied,"Killer,gethim!!!"[ 详情
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