有一次到国外旅游,我们走进一家挂满漂亮衣服的服装店我们随意试穿着衣服。两个店员却以古怪的眼神盯着我们,使我们感到很不自在。终于,一位会讲汉语的店员实在看不下去了她悄悄地向我们解释:“对不起,我们这是一家干洗店。”[Therewasablondethatwassosickofblondejokesshediedherhairred.Thejokesstoppedandshefeltsogood,shetookarideinthecountryoneSaturdayafternoon.Whileonthisride,shenoticedaflockofsheepandstoppedthecartotakeintheirbeauty.Shenoticedthefarmerjuststandingtherewatchingtoo.Shewalkeduptohimaskedsomequestionsonraisingsheep.Shethenasked,"IfIcanguesshowmanysheepareinyourflock,canIhaveone"?Thefarmeragreed.Sheguessed,387.Thefarmersaidthatwascorrect.So,gotakeyourpickonwhichoneyouwant.Shewentintotheflockandthentohercar.Thefarmerstoppedher,andasked,"IfIcanguesswhatyournaturalhaircoloris,canIhavemyDOGback"?[答:请一个保姆在门口守着。(保姆血溅三尺……)在身上涂点油,蚊子蹬上去就会滑掉了。身上涂点胶水,就把蚊子粘在上面了。放《摇篮曲》,蚊子就去睡觉了,就不会咬人了。[ 详情
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