"all the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "they say i have a big head."“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”"don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "you have a beautiful head. now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."“别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说:“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了,别哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来。”"where's the shopping bag?"“购物袋在哪?”"i haven't got one, use your hat."“我没有购物袋,就用你的帽子吧。”[猎人打猎,看树上有两只鸟,举枪打下一只,发现是只没毛的,正纳闷,另一只鸟飞下来大骂猎人:他妈的,老子刚哄她把衣服脱光,你就把她打下来了[冬天最痛苦的是什么,寒风刺骨不算痛苦,冰雪路滑不算痛苦,衣着臃肿也不痛苦,痛苦的是——尿急上厕所,解开外裤、掀开棉裤扒开秋裤、拉开 详情
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