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四岁的侄子被打了，原因是不好好吃饭挨了妈妈训，那熊孩子竟然说要跳楼，都伸一只脚到阳台外了。。。他妈说，你跳下去就变成肉饼了，把你煎着吃。结果他说我死也不要给你吃，哭着自己回客厅看电视了。[前些日子遇到位江湖大哥，大哥小腿两边各纹一条鲤鱼，颜色一红一黑，左边鱼头朝上，右边朝下，形态遒劲，面目狰狞，很是骇人。吃饭时终于有人问到了纹身的寓意，大哥点上一只烟，说：”我出生在1976年3月15日...”我们都竖起耳朵，等待着接下来注定血雨腥风的故事。大哥押口烟，接着说：”我是双鱼座”[Theanimalswerebored.Finally,thelionhadanidea."Iknowareallyexcitinggamethatthehumansplaycalledfootball.I‘veseenitonT.V."Heproceededtodescribeittotherestoftheanimalsandtheyallgotexcitedaboutitsotheydecidedtoplay.Theywentouttothefieldandchoseupteamsandwerereadytobegin.Thelion‘steamreceived.Theywereabletogettwofirstdownsandthenhadtopunt.Themulepuntedandtherhinowasbackdeepforthekick.Hecaughttheball,loweredhisheadandcharged.First,hecrushedaroadrunner,thentworabbits.Hegoredawildebeast,knockedovertwocows,andbrokethroughtodaylight,scoringsix.Unfortunately,theylackedaplacekicker,andthescoreremained6-0.Lateinthefirsthalfthelion‘steamscoredatouchdownandthemulekickedtheextrapoint.Thelion‘steamledathalftime7-6.Inthelockerroom,theliongaveapeptalk."Lookyouguys.Wecanwinthisgame.We‘vegottheleadandtheyonlyhaveonerealthreat.We‘vegottokeeptheballawayfromtherhino,he‘sakiller.Mule,whenyoukickoffbesuretokeepitawayfromtherhino."Thesecondhalfbegan.Justasthemulewasabouttokickoff,therhino‘steamchangedformationandtheballwentdirectlytotherhino.Onceagain,therhinoloweredhisheadandwasoffrunning.First,hestompedtwogazelles.Heskeweredazebra,andbulldozedanelephantoutoftheway.Itlookedlikehewashomefree.Suddenlyatthetwentyyardline,hedroppedoverdead.Therewerenootheranimalsinsightanywherenearhim.Thelionwentovertoseewhathadhappened.Rightnexttothedeadrhinohesawasmallcentipede."Didyoudothis?"heaskedthecentipede."Yeah,Idid."thecentipedereplied.Thelionretorted,"Wherewereyouduringthefirsthalf?""Iwasputtingonmyshoes."[ 四岁的侄子被打了，原因是不好好吃饭挨了妈妈训，那熊孩子竟然说要跳楼，都伸一只脚到阳台外了。。。他妈说，你跳下去就变成肉饼了，把你煎着吃。结果他说我死也不要给你吃，哭着自己回客厅看电视了。[前些日子遇到位江湖大哥，大哥小腿两边各纹一条鲤鱼，颜色一红一黑，左边鱼头朝上，右边朝下，形态遒劲，面目狰狞，很是骇人。吃饭时终于有人问到了纹身的寓意，大哥点上一只烟，说：”我出生在1976年3月15日...”我们都竖起耳朵，等待着接下来注定血雨腥风的故事。大哥押口烟，接着说：”我是双鱼座”[Theanimalswerebored.Finally,thelionhadanidea."Iknowareallyexcitinggamethatthehumansplaycalledfootball.I‘veseenitonT.V."Heproceededtodescribeittotherestoftheanimalsandtheyallgotexcitedaboutitsotheydecidedtoplay.Theywentouttothefieldandchoseupteamsandwerereadytobegin.Thelion‘steamreceived.Theywereabletogettwofirstdownsandthenhadtopunt.Themulepuntedandtherhinowasbackdeepforthekick.Hecaughttheball,loweredhisheadandcharged.First,hecrushedaroadrunner,thentworabbits.Hegoredawildebeast,knockedovertwocows,andbrokethroughtodaylight,scoringsix.Unfortunately,theylackedaplacekicker,andthescoreremained6-0.Lateinthefirsthalfthelion‘steamscoredatouchdownandthemulekickedtheextrapoint.Thelion‘steamledathalftime7-6.Inthelockerroom,theliongaveapeptalk."Lookyouguys.Wecanwinthisgame.We‘vegottheleadandtheyonlyhaveonerealthreat.We‘vegottokeeptheballawayfromtherhino,he‘sakiller.Mule,whenyoukickoffbesuretokeepitawayfromtherhino."Thesecondhalfbegan.Justasthemulewasabouttokickoff,therhino‘steamchangedformationandtheballwentdirectlytotherhino.Onceagain,therhinoloweredhisheadandwasoffrunning.First,hestompedtwogazelles.Heskeweredazebra,andbulldozedanelephantoutoftheway.Itlookedlikehewashomefree.Suddenlyatthetwentyyardline,hedroppedoverdead.Therewerenootheranimalsinsightanywherenearhim.Thelionwentovertoseewhathadhappened.Rightnexttothedeadrhinohesawasmallcentipede."Didyoudothis?"heaskedthecentipede."Yeah,Idid."thecentipedereplied.Thelionretorted,"Wherewereyouduringthefirsthalf?""Iwasputtingonmyshoes."[ 详情