回复 菅野莉央 : 这部《高压来袭2啄木鸟》有天我同学(MM)去银行取钱,想到里面还有几十块钱干脆一起取出来算了,于是就对着银行坐台的MM很大声很NB地说:“把里面的钱全部取出来!”银行MM一刷卡,随即抬起头来很认真地对着扩音器对我同学说:“里面只有一块五毛,要全部取出来么?”当时背后有很多人在排队……[
回复 Polito: 男女同事驾车出去游,停在路边接吻,被巡警遇见。问男:“这是你的车吗?”答:“单位的。”又问:“她是你老婆?”答:“也是单位的。”警察惊:“狗日的啥单位?福利这么好!我们单位只发月饼!”[
回复 朱丽叶·马尔奎斯: When the young waitress in the café in Tom’s building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?" "Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly. "So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?" 在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋,那儿总有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有些受宠若惊,因为这位小姐看上去至少比他年轻15岁。一天她又对汤姆招手并示意汤姆过去。于是汤姆走了过去。她问道,“您现在是单身吗?” “对,是单身。”汤姆满脸堆笑的说“我母亲也是,”她说,“您愿不愿意见见她?”[
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