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两兄弟被老虎追，弟弟实在跑不动了，就说：“哥，咱别跑了，和这畜生死嗑吧”哥哥说：“别扯蛋了，我跑不过它，能跑过你就行了。”[the brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.外科医生正要作脑移植手术。you have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, for $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.你可从两个脑子中选个给你。医生告诉病人，心理学家的大脑1000美元，政治家的大脑10000美元the patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.病人很惊讶二者间的差别，政治家的大脑好些吗？他问the brain surgeon replied, no, it’s not better, just unused.医生说：不是好些，只是没有用过[酒吧里，一男一女聊的火热。要散场的时候，男人对女人说：“我送你回去吧！”女人沉默了。男人见状，马上解释道：“我肯定不会对你做什么的。”女人大怒：“不做什么还送我回去做什么？！”扇了男子一巴掌走了。[ 两兄弟被老虎追，弟弟实在跑不动了，就说：“哥，咱别跑了，和这畜生死嗑吧”哥哥说：“别扯蛋了，我跑不过它，能跑过你就行了。”[the brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.外科医生正要作脑移植手术。you have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, for $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.你可从两个脑子中选个给你。医生告诉病人，心理学家的大脑1000美元，政治家的大脑10000美元the patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.病人很惊讶二者间的差别，政治家的大脑好些吗？他问the brain surgeon replied, no, it’s not better, just unused.医生说：不是好些，只是没有用过[酒吧里，一男一女聊的火热。要散场的时候，男人对女人说：“我送你回去吧！”女人沉默了。男人见状，马上解释道：“我肯定不会对你做什么的。”女人大怒：“不做什么还送我回去做什么？！”扇了男子一巴掌走了。[ 详情