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今儿出门媳妇开车，行至路口，眼见绿灯快要结束了，前面还横着辆车，赶忙劝道：「稳点，慢点，过不去就算了，咱等等。」媳妇默不作声，一脚油门，两把方向，硬是冲了过去，然后用眼神瞟了我一下，冷冷道：「我从不向命运低头。」[Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.""Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.""I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!" 小彼得从操场回到家时，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。显然他刚与人恶斗了一番，而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得说，我向拉里挑起决斗，而且我让他挑选武器。”“嗯，”父亲说，“这看上去很公平！”“我知道，但我没想到他选择了他姐姐！”[新婚夫妻头四天夜里睡觉像四个字，”老黄在临下班之前大发高论。“第一夜像‘非’字，所谓羞羞答答，所以背向而卧；第二夜像‘羽’字，新郎毕竟脸皮较厚；第三夜像‘臼’字，新娘已不像头两夜那么害羞了，因而已有相就之意；第四夜像‘日’字，左右上下密不通风，足证明情好缠绵了。”[ 今儿出门媳妇开车，行至路口，眼见绿灯快要结束了，前面还横着辆车，赶忙劝道：「稳点，慢点，过不去就算了，咱等等。」媳妇默不作声，一脚油门，两把方向，硬是冲了过去，然后用眼神瞟了我一下，冷冷道：「我从不向命运低头。」[Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.""Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.""I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!" 小彼得从操场回到家时，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。显然他刚与人恶斗了一番，而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得说，我向拉里挑起决斗，而且我让他挑选武器。”“嗯，”父亲说，“这看上去很公平！”“我知道，但我没想到他选择了他姐姐！”[新婚夫妻头四天夜里睡觉像四个字，”老黄在临下班之前大发高论。“第一夜像‘非’字，所谓羞羞答答，所以背向而卧；第二夜像‘羽’字，新郎毕竟脸皮较厚；第三夜像‘臼’字，新娘已不像头两夜那么害羞了，因而已有相就之意；第四夜像‘日’字，左右上下密不通风，足证明情好缠绵了。”[ 详情