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3、⛅⭐⭐⛅1.拷问女人的方法:把她关在屋子里,给她1000套最时髦的服装,不给她镜子。2.拷问男人的方法:把他关在屋子里,给他放AV,把他的双手绑在背后[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅在感情里若说男人用的是小算盘,那女人用的就是自带编程的计算机。你算盘刚拨好,她们就计算出了三百个结果和八百个治你的方法。[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅有一天我在公园,看见一男一女在讲话。女;我们玩办演明星游戏吧,你把我当邓紫棋吧。男;好。那个男的把那一个女的推倒,然后就骑了上去。那女的马上大声;叫你搞什么啊。男的回答;不是你叫我把你当凳子骑的吗?[
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅儿子不乖,老婆大骂,当初你老爸的种子里健康强壮的都自相残杀同归于尽了,被你这个跛脚落后面的劣枣捡了个便冝。好精辟的总结![
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."不速之客就在路上,我妈妈是完美的家庭主妇,正忙着整理。她分配给爸和哥哥的任务是打扫客人使用的浴室。一会后,当她检查时候,她吃惊了,一度杂乱的房间被打扫干净了。她看到浴帘有张纸条上写着:谢谢你没往浴缸里看。[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅轻轻的打开宿舍的门,悄悄的走着猫步,怕把他们吵醒就没有开灯,摸索着接了一盆洗脚水,洗完脚倒水实在太黑了就捏捏的打开了灯,就在那一刻我脸都绿了,宿舍就TMD我一个人,我去[
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