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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅某俱乐部上理论课,教练突然停止授课,语重心长地对大家说:如果坐在中间谈天的球员能像坐在后面玩牌的球员那样安静的话,那么在前面睡觉的球员就不会受到干扰了。[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天回家没钱了,于是想到搭顺风车! 不曾想搭到前男友的车,看着开着奥迪的他,比以前成熟多了,心里莫名的心酸… 我忍不住对他说
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅一大学同学刚毕业没多久,就进了一家国有银行任职。于是就请我们几个同学吃饭,......有一位同学就问了,这家银行听说很难进去啊,你是怎么进去的啊,面试都有什么问题啊?这家伙放下酒杯就说:啥啊,我进去了、主考官就问了我一句话,你爸爸身体好吗???今天一早我的两个朋友(一男一女)都发说说,说十分后悔,昨晚不该和那么多酒!尼玛,我是不是知道了什么!两个人在炫富A:“我吃茶叶蛋只吃黄。”B:“我煮茶叶蛋就为了剥蛋壳玩。”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅父母结婚这么多年了,还总是互相黑对方。这不那天我妈对我爸说:“你看看你儿子长那熊样儿。”我爸当时就不满意了,冷笑说:“呵呵,你儿子也好不到那儿,跟个猴儿似的。”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅某俱乐部上理论课,教练突然停止授课,语重心长地对大家说:如果坐在中间谈天的球员能像坐在后面玩牌的球员那样安静的话,那么在前面睡觉的球员就不会受到干扰了。[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天回家没钱了,于是想到搭顺风车! 不曾想搭到前男友的车,看着开着奥迪的他,比以前成熟多了,心里莫名的心酸… 我忍不住对他说
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅一大学同学刚毕业没多久,就进了一家国有银行任职。于是就请我们几个同学吃饭,......有一位同学就问了,这家银行听说很难进去啊,你是怎么进去的啊,面试都有什么问题啊?这家伙放下酒杯就说:啥啊,我进去了、主考官就问了我一句话,你爸爸身体好吗???今天一早我的两个朋友(一男一女)都发说说,说十分后悔,昨晚不该和那么多酒!尼玛,我是不是知道了什么!两个人在炫富A:“我吃茶叶蛋只吃黄。”B:“我煮茶叶蛋就为了剥蛋壳玩。”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅父母结婚这么多年了,还总是互相黑对方。这不那天我妈对我爸说:“你看看你儿子长那熊样儿。”我爸当时就不满意了,冷笑说:“呵呵,你儿子也好不到那儿,跟个猴儿似的。”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.