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当心仪女神在空间发表一篇说说。　　纠结了半天还是满心欢喜的想怎么才能既幽默又不失靠自己双手挣钱！这些家伙，有的靠有钱的父母，有的靠有钱的老婆，甚至有的靠出卖自己身体，不能自力更生！哥最瞧不起这样人啦！你们就不能跟哥学学吗？靠自己的双手，流自己的汗……不说了，该开工了，哥精神抖擞，伸出双手，擦去汗水，用力拿起一只破碗……特么这八月天儿真热……[Therewasafarmerwhoraisedwatermelons.Hewasdoingprettywellbuthewasdisturbedbysomelocalkidswhowouldsneakintohiswatermelonpatch（西瓜地）atnightandeathiswatermelons.Aftersomecarefulthoughthecomesupwithacleverideathathethinkswillscarethekidsawayforsure.Sohemakesupasignandpostsitinthefield.Thenextdaythekidsshowupandtheyseethissign,whichsays,"Warning,oneofthewatermelonsinthisfieldhasbeeninjectedwithcyanide（一种剧毒物质）."Sothekidsrunoffandmakeuptheirownsign,whichtheypostnexttothesignthatthefarmermade.Thefarmershowsupthenextdaytolookoverhisfield.Henoticesthatnowatermelonsaremissingbutanewsignnexttohis.Hedrivesovertothesignandtakesalook.Itsays,"Nowtherearetwo"[ 当心仪女神在空间发表一篇说说。　　纠结了半天还是满心欢喜的想怎么才能既幽默又不失靠自己双手挣钱！这些家伙，有的靠有钱的父母，有的靠有钱的老婆，甚至有的靠出卖自己身体，不能自力更生！哥最瞧不起这样人啦！你们就不能跟哥学学吗？靠自己的双手，流自己的汗……不说了，该开工了，哥精神抖擞，伸出双手，擦去汗水，用力拿起一只破碗……特么这八月天儿真热……[Therewasafarmerwhoraisedwatermelons.Hewasdoingprettywellbuthewasdisturbedbysomelocalkidswhowouldsneakintohiswatermelonpatch（西瓜地）atnightandeathiswatermelons.Aftersomecarefulthoughthecomesupwithacleverideathathethinkswillscarethekidsawayforsure.Sohemakesupasignandpostsitinthefield.Thenextdaythekidsshowupandtheyseethissign,whichsays,"Warning,oneofthewatermelonsinthisfieldhasbeeninjectedwithcyanide（一种剧毒物质）."Sothekidsrunoffandmakeuptheirownsign,whichtheypostnexttothesignthatthefarmermade.Thefarmershowsupthenextdaytolookoverhisfield.Henoticesthatnowatermelonsaremissingbutanewsignnexttohis.Hedrivesovertothesignandtakesalook.Itsays,"Nowtherearetwo"[ 详情